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Answer of the year
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SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR A teacher at a Sydney High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, bu...
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Not for Old Testament religious people with no sense of humour
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an o...
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Mike Harding
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Boom! Boom!
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I arranged to dine out with friends last night. I arrived at the restaurant early; none of my friends had arrived yet. The restaurant manager said to me, "Would you mind waiting a bit?". I replied, "Sure, no problem." "Great!", he said. He then gave me a pad and pen and said, "Go and take table 9's orders...
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Mein
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Left It Too Late
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This actually reminds me of when we did a 3 week Trafalgar Coach tour around England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland. There was a couple on the coach that slept all the way.
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86GTS
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Multi tasking
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anolphart
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Mobile phones
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Mike Harding
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off the fence, now planked
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Craig1
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SHEET!
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86GTS
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861
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Irish Petrol Station
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THE IRISH FILLING STATION A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. ...
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Craig1
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Toilet humour
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Remember when toilet graffiti was proflc. Here I sit broken-hearted paid a penny and only farted Some come here to $hit and stink others come here to sit and think Often there would be a quip in very small letters, that you had to lean forward to read it ' you are now $hitting at 45 degrees '
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Gundog
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An Irishman's first drink with his son
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"While reading an article last night about fathers and their sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't...
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Gundog
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Christmas Cake with Tequila-never to early
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TEQUILA-----Christmas Cake recipe Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large...
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Craig1
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911 call about cold fries leads to arrest of man wanted for murder
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https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/dispute-over-fries-leads-to-arrest-of-man-out-on-bond-for-murder
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dorian
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Smile
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Craig1
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Posters to think about a few good ones
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Craig1
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The Coach
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is? Yes, coach, replied the little boy. Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together, as a team? The little boy nodded in t...
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anolphart
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Go Forward, she's Loaded
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Craig1
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Cop Training Video
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Craig1
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Blonde.
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Two blondes driving down Anaheim Hgw, see a sign Disneyland Left. Blondes start crying and turn around.
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If found, please call ...
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https://ychef.files.bbci.co.uk/1600x900/p045yrft.webp
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