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Over 70s jokes...
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Over 70 jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bette...
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Roo Dog
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Unbelievable...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ5AeMV/
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The Economy
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re's How Bad the Economy Is: My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Bev...
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Cost of fuel...
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Surfs up
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Stay on your own side.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ1ajjh/ -- Edited by Bobdown on Friday 11th of March 2022 05:51:41 PM
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Easy thoughts
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E.B. not related to E T
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The devil made me do this
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Not drunk!
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Good one (Bad language) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd1x9kKC/
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Mixed Emotions
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A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology in which the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions' was being explained. The husband turned to his wife and said, "What a load of nonsense! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me feel both good and bad at the same time." The wife repli...
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Wrinkles
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Brotherly love
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Quick one.......... Looks like it was scrapped after I posted......... -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 10th of March 2022 05:35:43 PM
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Dead funny
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Not bad....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeoBAXmp/
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The Dark Absorber Theory
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The Dark Absorber Theory For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they absorb dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Absorbers. The Dark Absorber Theory and the existence of dark absorbers prove tha...
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Dolly
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a good laugh https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2732591717036848 -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 10th of March 2022 10:33:23 AM
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TEXAS MEMES.......scary
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The Hotel Lobby
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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
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Familiar Posts
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It is to be reported that no Lightbulb was hurt during the posting of this topic. Isnt this the truth in every Nomad Caravan Forum Question: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experie...
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putin's war desk
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Shouldn't be too difficult to sort out with western resources!
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One day Nick's wife
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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness". 2Chris Bruty and David Gaze
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Test of Patience
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