Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

One of the best instructional videos ever seen. Turn up the volume.

oldbloke · oldbloke

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-11/albanese-submarine-deal-with-france/101145042

Gundog · Gundog

The Romans Julius Caesar: Why are all my royal chariots so dented and dinged up? Chariots Manager: Hail, Caesar. Julius Caesar Very Good, but again what happened to my chariots? Mums Advice A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back...

Mein · Mein

I went to a hypnotist's show last night. It started out quite well. The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance. He told them to hop on one foot, and they did. He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did. But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and lan...

Gundog · Gundog

I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Paintar · Paintar

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...

Bobdown · Bobdown

5 most important men...........funny

Mein · Mein

Bobdown · Bobdown

Mein · Mein

When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."

Bobdown · Bobdown

Should have been blonde.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdphrMH7/?k=1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A Ripper (Preview) One of the best instructional videos ever seen. Turn up the volume.	Bobdown	0	824	12:19 PM Jun 13, 2022 by Bobdown
	Liberal party, the greatest ever money managers. Lol (Preview) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-11/albanese-submarine-deal-with-france/101145042	oldbloke	24	1493	09:40 AM Jun 13, 2022 by Kebbin
	A couple to entertain (Preview) The Romans Julius Caesar: Why are all my royal chariots so dented and dinged up? Chariots Manager: Hail, Caesar. Julius Caesar Very Good, but again what happened to my chariots? Mums Advice A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back...	Gundog	1	983	07:53 PM Jun 11, 2022 by Craig1
	The Poor Hypnotist (Preview) I went to a hypnotist's show last night. It started out quite well. The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance. He told them to hop on one foot, and they did. He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did. But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and lan...	Mein	1	1079	05:02 PM Jun 11, 2022 by yobarr
	Word Play (Preview) I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...	Gundog	1	1004	01:40 PM Jun 11, 2022 by grahos
	Dog Sitter (Preview) Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...	Bobdown	2	922	11:51 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Craig1
	Eye test (Preview) A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!	Whenarewethere	0	931	09:24 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Wet and wild (Preview) Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1	Bobdown	3	1042	08:43 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Where the hell is Hughenden Dressed to impress (Preview) Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...	Ivan 01	0	695	07:47 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Ivan 01
	I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...	aussie_paul	0	706	09:34 PM Jun 9, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Friday's early (Preview)	Craig1	0	843	02:22 PM Jun 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Is there a Vaccine for that? (Preview)	Ivan 01	0	631	01:49 PM Jun 9, 2022 by Ivan 01
	Medicare- Part G (Preview) Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...	Paintar	1	712	12:59 PM Jun 9, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	The Wrestler. (Preview) Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...	Magnarc	0	702	08:59 AM Jun 9, 2022 by Magnarc
	Irish Lass (Preview) 5 most important men...........funny	Bobdown	5	2050	01:47 AM Jun 8, 2022 by Tony Bev
	The language of men (Preview)	Mein	0	840	10:24 PM Jun 7, 2022 by Mein
	Memo to Men (Preview)	Bobdown	1	802	04:58 PM Jun 7, 2022 by Craig1
	From bad to worse (Preview) When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."	Mein	0	538	03:10 PM Jun 7, 2022 by Mein
	Bowser Bother (Preview) Should have been blonde.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdphrMH7/?k=1	Bobdown	3	812	05:42 AM Jun 7, 2022 by drtooheys
	He cut your grass (Preview)	Ivan 01	3	831	05:16 PM Jun 6, 2022 by Whenarewethere
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