Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

dorian · dorian

India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-65726193A government official in India has been suspended after he ordered a reservoir to be drained to retrieve his phone.It took three days to pump millions of litres of water out of...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" Asked the officer."I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler."Oh yeah? Let`s see you do it." Says the policeman.So the man gets out of the car and starts tossing and juggling the knive...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...

Craig1 · Craig1

Albo has cancelled his Voice Proposal. After declaring the Whole of Greater Sydney a suburb of Mumbai, and hence no longer under his control, he said, well bugger it. Geelong Council has also ceceeded from the country after voting to abandon Australia Day, so they can eat curry as well.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Nice piece of driving by one of Yobarr's mates......not!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans?I am a Torah scholar, he says.The father answers: A To...

anolphart · anolphart

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.Surprise, surprise.It was an Apple.But with extremely limited memory.Just 1 byte.Then everything crashed. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 19th of May 2023 07:57:49 PM

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Health AdviceDo you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?Do you feel stressed at times?...If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natur...

anolphart · anolphart

Some are old but all worth a read If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's a famous Erudite comic who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently from the way most of us do. Here are some more of h...

anolphart · anolphart

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

What a joke (or maybe not depending on perspective). Russia shoots down 2 of its own planes & 3 of its own helicopters. SU34 us$36m SU35 us$50m SI8 us$17m Add guides missiles at say $4m a piece & not to forget lives. I can see why the parade of the immortals was cancelled. A touch embarrassing sh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked...

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Winstonisms (Preview)	anolphart	0	722	08:59 PM May 27, 2023 by anolphart
	India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone (Preview) India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-65726193A government official in India has been suspended after he ordered a reservoir to be drained to retrieve his phone.It took three days to pump millions of litres of water out of...	dorian	4	841	03:55 PM May 27, 2023 by Craig1
	A juggler, (Preview) A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" Asked the officer."I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler."Oh yeah? Let`s see you do it." Says the policeman.So the man gets out of the car and starts tossing and juggling the knive...	aussie_paul	0	613	02:43 PM May 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Putting your affairs in order.... (Preview) The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...	aussie_paul	1	724	07:32 PM May 26, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Albo Cancels Voice Referrendum (Preview) Albo has cancelled his Voice Proposal. After declaring the Whole of Greater Sydney a suburb of Mumbai, and hence no longer under his control, he said, well bugger it. Geelong Council has also ceceeded from the country after voting to abandon Australia Day, so they can eat curry as well.	Craig1	1	921	04:21 PM May 25, 2023 by Greg 1
	Just for laughs (Preview)	Bobdown	0	781	12:14 PM May 25, 2023 by Bobdown
	Bugger!! (Preview) Nice piece of driving by one of Yobarr's mates......not!	Bobdown	6	1145	09:51 AM May 25, 2023 by valiant81
	New Boyfriend. (Preview) A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans?I am a Torah scholar, he says.The father answers: A To...	aussie_paul	3	1198	08:38 PM May 23, 2023 by Tony Bev
	DIY camp chair (Preview)	anolphart	2	823	08:52 AM May 23, 2023 by Possum3
	BadDrivers (Preview)	rgren2	4	1005	05:26 PM May 22, 2023 by Craig1
	The oldest computer (Preview) The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.Surprise, surprise.It was an Apple.But with extremely limited memory.Just 1 byte.Then everything crashed. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 19th of May 2023 07:57:49 PM	aussie_paul	5	1104	06:40 AM May 21, 2023 by Blues Man
	Some chuckles (Preview)	anolphart	0	1173	05:58 PM May 16, 2023 by anolphart
	Health Advice... (Preview) Health AdviceDo you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?Do you feel stressed at times?...If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natur...	aussie_paul	1	1234	01:31 PM May 16, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Steven Wright (Preview) Some are old but all worth a read If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's a famous Erudite comic who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently from the way most of us do. Here are some more of h...	anolphart	2	1227	10:05 AM May 16, 2023 by Craig1
	The solution to our power problems (Preview)	anolphart	0	1043	08:29 AM May 16, 2023 by anolphart
	A joke shooting down your own air platforms (Preview) What a joke (or maybe not depending on perspective). Russia shoots down 2 of its own planes & 3 of its own helicopters. SU34 us$36m SU35 us$50m SI8 us$17m Add guides missiles at say $4m a piece & not to forget lives. I can see why the parade of the immortals was cancelled. A touch embarrassing sh...	Whenarewethere	4	1221	03:33 PM May 15, 2023 by dorian
	Rules. (Preview) 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...	aussie_paul	0	1110	02:29 PM May 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Australia as well (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1168	10:59 AM May 15, 2023 by grahos
	Need a Push... (Preview) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked...	aussie_paul	0	1013	08:13 PM May 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Seriously?? (Preview)	BarneyBDB	11	1474	08:03 PM May 14, 2023 by Cube
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