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Gundog · Gundog

What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada... Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

yobarr · yobarr

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Craig1 · Craig1

Collingwood re drew boundary lines on their training groound to match The S C G. Only one problem. They mucked it on ONE POINT.

Gundog · Gundog

Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," Linda said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's the best way I know of to l...

Gundog · Gundog

- Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs - ...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ha ha Tried to post from phone and fail, no advanced editor option for me. so, A Notice to All Patrons for this weeks Grand Final. You will need to bring your wn packed lunch. It has been confirmed that ther will be NO PIES at the Grand Final this year. ( boom boom) -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of Sept...

yobarr · yobarr

Bobdown · Bobdown

> A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost, > he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, > "Can you please help me; I don't know what hole I'm on." > She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." > He thanked her and continued playing golf later, he got lost again...

Bobdown · Bobdown

THE HORTH WHITHPERER A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a fe...

Gundog · Gundog

President Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hello, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Cork, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed i...

Gundog · Gundog

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go...

Mein · Mein

I think I'm going to have to end things with my girlfriend. She's becoming too expensive for me. For example, I took her out for dinner last night and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu - a Quarter Pounder with Bacon!

Gundog · Gundog

Love in the Aisle Ill never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, Get that trolley over her...

Craig1 · Craig1

Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED [UNCLASSIFIED]LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY Lemon Pickers Needed read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida , read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are n...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Shocking...........

dorian · dorian

Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow. Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Whorehouse sues Local Church over Lightning Strike! (Preview) What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada... Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon...	Gundog	0	627	11:31 AM Sep 23, 2022 by Gundog
	A Hard Drive (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	3	914	02:35 PM Sep 21, 2022 by Craig1
	Old Age (Preview)	yobarr	0	727	08:46 PM Sep 20, 2022 by yobarr
	A Personal Advisor caution NSFW (Preview)	Ivan 01	2	697	07:24 PM Sep 20, 2022 by Ivan 01
	A Happy Chappy (Preview)	Ivan 01	0	563	04:46 PM Sep 20, 2022 by Ivan 01
	One Point (Preview) Collingwood re drew boundary lines on their training groound to match The S C G. Only one problem. They mucked it on ONE POINT.	Craig1	0	520	02:37 PM Sep 20, 2022 by Craig1
	Holidays (Preview) Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," Linda said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's the best way I know of to l...	Gundog	0	628	10:01 AM Sep 20, 2022 by Gundog
	Some Quick Ones (Preview) - Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs - ...	Gundog	0	447	09:59 AM Sep 20, 2022 by Gundog
	Grand final afl- catering arrangements (Preview) Ha ha Tried to post from phone and fail, no advanced editor option for me. so, A Notice to All Patrons for this weeks Grand Final. You will need to bring your wn packed lunch. It has been confirmed that ther will be NO PIES at the Grand Final this year. ( boom boom) -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of Sept...	Craig1	5	911	08:15 AM Sep 20, 2022 by Magnarc
	Quiz Show. (Preview)	yobarr	0	709	08:10 PM Sep 16, 2022 by yobarr
	Golf (Preview) > A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost, > he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, > "Can you please help me; I don't know what hole I'm on." > She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." > He thanked her and continued playing golf later, he got lost again...	Bobdown	0	618	11:04 AM Sep 16, 2022 by Bobdown
	THE HORTH WHITHPERER (Preview) THE HORTH WHITHPERER A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a fe...	Bobdown	2	850	07:30 AM Sep 14, 2022 by Blues Man
	Ireland enters the conflict (Preview) President Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hello, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Cork, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed i...	Gundog	2	969	09:54 PM Sep 13, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Interesting Philosophical Gems: (Preview) The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go...	Gundog	0	770	03:50 PM Sep 13, 2022 by Gundog
	Boom! Boom! (2) (Preview) I think I'm going to have to end things with my girlfriend. She's becoming too expensive for me. For example, I took her out for dinner last night and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu - a Quarter Pounder with Bacon!	Mein	1	886	10:26 AM Sep 12, 2022 by grahos
	Love in the Aisle (Preview) Love in the Aisle Ill never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, Get that trolley over her...	Gundog	0	1031	03:07 PM Sep 9, 2022 by Gundog
	Lemon Pickers Needed (Preview) Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED [UNCLASSIFIED]LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY Lemon Pickers Needed read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida , read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are n...	Craig1	0	723	11:52 AM Sep 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Finders keepers (Preview) Shocking...........	Bobdown	2	1196	01:52 PM Sep 6, 2022 by rgren2
	Good news and bad news (Preview) Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow. Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u...	dorian	0	917	01:50 PM Sep 6, 2022 by dorian
	When you gotta go (Preview) Good one........	Bobdown	1	988	01:54 PM Sep 5, 2022 by Craig1
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