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A Bank Loan
(Preview)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's ok...
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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1800
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My first EV
(Preview)
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RickJ
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0
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887
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Squirrel Fun
(Preview)
Not Bad......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8QdqhmM/
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Bobdown
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0
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994
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Who Did It ??
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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988
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Welding.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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6
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1358
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That lost one.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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1240
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Disney Movies in 2023
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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1068
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Amusing Songs
(Preview)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsIAsrCLd4&list=PLXUuAGWDeR1nFAxB3bRkAf46jhVXpVqAy&index=2
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Mein
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0
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1114
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Should have gone to SpecSavers
(Preview)
https://youtu.be/GKnI9SWFdWw
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RickJ
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3
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1220
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Old woman in an elevator
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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964
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Pool for retirees
(Preview)
Fart and you have got a Jaccuzzi. Only have to afford the water now.
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Craig1
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4
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1250
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New Age Engineers
(Preview)
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RickJ
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0
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1035
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Horrible response
(Preview)
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1120
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Higher airfares necessary in times of rising CEO bonuses
(Preview)
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/02/24/higher-airfares-rising-ceo-bonuses-qantas-alan-joyce/Qantas
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dorian
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6
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1222
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Dad n Dave..
(Preview)
took two stuffed dogs to an antiques road show,Ooh said the presenter this is a rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated out of London at the turn of the last century.Do you have any ideas what they would fetch if they were in good condition ?Sticks ...... said Dave...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1190
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Defense Attorney:
(Preview)
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1052
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After 35 years of marriage...
(Preview)
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovabl...
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aussie_paul
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0
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766
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
(Preview)
Men Are Just Happier People --What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack...You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a wat...
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aussie_paul
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2
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988
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Straight Aim
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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990
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Bobs wife..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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1
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892
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