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Swat team..
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Love in the Aisle..
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Love in the AisleI'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me.I gave her a loving smile and said, Get that trolley over here...
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It's ok..
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After living in Shanghai..
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After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chines...
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Oops..
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A Pal.
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Apocalypse
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Seniors..
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Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made senio...
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A Mysterious Dog..
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An old, tired-looking dog wanders into a man's gated yard one day. The man is a dog lover, so he lets him in. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly, coming to the conclusion that the dog has a home.The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortab...
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He Slept With a Widow..
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He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...
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Raining..
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Needing a hearing test..
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Beginning to me now!!!!!
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Metric..
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Rash
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Retired..
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You ikow..
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The old nun and the construction workers..
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men w...
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Sailor..
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A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow. I can stow you a...
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Out of the mouth of..
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Out of the mouth of......A group of school kids went on an excursion to the police station.The police officer pointed to the 10 Most Wanted list and told them that these were the most wanted criminals in the whole country.One student pointed to the photo of the man at the top of the list and said, He is the...
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