Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Paintar · Paintar

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...

Bobdown · Bobdown

5 most important men...........funny

Mein · Mein

Bobdown · Bobdown

Mein · Mein

When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."

Bobdown · Bobdown

Should have been blonde.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdphrMH7/?k=1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Craig1 · Craig1

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. " I have some good news and some bad news, '' said the surgeon" The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm. " " Oh god no " cries the man " My golfing is over ! ple...

Craig1 · Craig1

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 5 cent pieces to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of...

Craig1 · Craig1

A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him. 'Arrgh! What happene...

Craig1 · Craig1

Subject: FW: Fw: Groaners.. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" 19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a gr...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Put another snag on the BBQ....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdph1hJy/?k=1

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Dog Sitter (Preview) Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...	Bobdown	2	859	11:51 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Craig1
	Eye test (Preview) A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!	Whenarewethere	0	895	09:24 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Wet and wild (Preview) Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1	Bobdown	3	1010	08:43 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Where the hell is Hughenden Dressed to impress (Preview) Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...	Ivan 01	0	631	07:47 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Ivan 01
	I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...	aussie_paul	0	674	09:34 PM Jun 9, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Friday's early (Preview)	Craig1	0	782	02:22 PM Jun 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Is there a Vaccine for that? (Preview)	Ivan 01	0	602	01:49 PM Jun 9, 2022 by Ivan 01
	Medicare- Part G (Preview) Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...	Paintar	1	683	12:59 PM Jun 9, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	The Wrestler. (Preview) Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...	Magnarc	0	676	08:59 AM Jun 9, 2022 by Magnarc
	Irish Lass (Preview) 5 most important men...........funny	Bobdown	5	1971	01:47 AM Jun 8, 2022 by Tony Bev
	The language of men (Preview)	Mein	0	804	10:24 PM Jun 7, 2022 by Mein
	Memo to Men (Preview)	Bobdown	1	779	04:58 PM Jun 7, 2022 by Craig1
	From bad to worse (Preview) When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."	Mein	0	534	03:10 PM Jun 7, 2022 by Mein
	Bowser Bother (Preview) Should have been blonde.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdphrMH7/?k=1	Bobdown	3	784	05:42 AM Jun 7, 2022 by drtooheys
	He cut your grass (Preview)	Ivan 01	3	781	05:16 PM Jun 6, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Golfin again (Preview) A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. " I have some good news and some bad news, '' said the surgeon" The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm. " " Oh god no " cries the man " My golfing is over ! ple...	Craig1	0	373	04:08 PM Jun 6, 2022 by Craig1
	Good Help when You need It (Preview) A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 5 cent pieces to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of...	Craig1	0	444	04:06 PM Jun 6, 2022 by Craig1
	The Golfin (Preview) A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him. 'Arrgh! What happene...	Craig1	5	1176	12:34 PM Jun 6, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Groaners, to finish the week (Preview) Subject: FW: Fw: Groaners.. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" 19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a gr...	Craig1	4	998	08:46 AM Jun 6, 2022 by Ivan 01
	Hungry Bird (Preview) Put another snag on the BBQ....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdph1hJy/?k=1	Bobdown	2	680	04:15 PM Jun 5, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
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