Just Joking

dorian · dorian

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/04/19/man-on-jobseeker-self-identifies-as-submarine/A

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Pilots Vs Maintenance Engineers After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never le...

anolphart · anolphart

Ive learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Im responsible for what I say, not what you understand...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2022 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger man...

Bobdown · Bobdown

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RickJ · RickJ

RickJ · RickJ

RickJ · RickJ

Bobdown · Bobdown

RickJ · RickJ

rgren2 · rgren2

anolphart · anolphart

I love the cheesy smile on the short guy ...

Bobdown · Bobdown

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldnt make a decision.Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.When I get a headach...

rgren2 · rgren2

Craig1 · Craig1

or better than

Craig1 · Craig1

well

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Man on JobSeeker self-identifies as submarine in attempt to get more government funding (Preview) https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/04/19/man-on-jobseeker-self-identifies-as-submarine/A	dorian	4	1046	08:10 AM Apr 22, 2023 by dorian
	Little Freddy (Preview) Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...	aussie_paul	0	802	02:40 PM Apr 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	One of my favourites (Preview) Pilots Vs Maintenance Engineers After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never le...	Mike Harding	0	780	01:53 PM Apr 21, 2023 by Mike Harding
	Some pearls of wisdom (Preview) Ive learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Im responsible for what I say, not what you understand...	anolphart	1	767	12:13 PM Apr 21, 2023 by Craig1
	SCHOOL - 1950s v 2023 (Preview) Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2022 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger man...	Bobdown	9	1234	11:17 AM Apr 21, 2023 by Magnarc
	No more Moby (Preview)	Bobdown	1	631	06:29 PM Apr 20, 2023 by Possum3
	Great Indian Hills signs 2 (Preview)	Bobdown	0	686	02:46 PM Apr 20, 2023 by Bobdown
	Great Indian Hills signs (Preview)	Bobdown	0	624	02:43 PM Apr 20, 2023 by Bobdown
	I can't do this anymore.....must watch video (Preview)	Bobdown	0	578	02:40 PM Apr 20, 2023 by Bobdown
	The English Language at its best (Preview)	RickJ	2	814	01:18 PM Apr 19, 2023 by DMaxer
	Politics explained (Preview)	RickJ	0	616	10:10 AM Apr 19, 2023 by RickJ
	A sign usually reserved for Fridays :) (Preview)	RickJ	0	631	10:05 AM Apr 19, 2023 by RickJ
	Trump humour (Preview)	Bobdown	3	932	04:53 PM Apr 17, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	For those who may Overindulge (Preview)	RickJ	1	794	11:10 AM Apr 17, 2023 by Tony Bev
	Philosophy 101 (Preview)	rgren2	0	741	06:34 AM Apr 17, 2023 by rgren2
	Nothing to wear (Preview) I love the cheesy smile on the short guy ...	anolphart	0	714	05:34 PM Apr 16, 2023 by anolphart
	Valuable Life Lessons (Preview) The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldnt make a decision.Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.When I get a headach...	Bobdown	0	802	02:32 PM Apr 16, 2023 by Bobdown
	New stats. (Preview)	rgren2	2	870	04:58 PM Apr 15, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Leaving a better ? (Preview) or better than	Craig1	5	1354	11:26 AM Apr 14, 2023 by RickJ
	Who do you believe (Preview) well	Craig1	1	989	07:10 PM Apr 13, 2023 by RickJ
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