Just Joking

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Especially if the whole park is watching

Bobdown · Bobdown

AND ON THE 8TH DAY...And on the 8th day, God created Seniors. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not bad..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy. His Proud Sponsors were:

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bit of WD-40........

Bobdown · Bobdown

SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR A teacher at a Sydney High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, bu...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an o...

Mein · Mein

I arranged to dine out with friends last night. I arrived at the restaurant early; none of my friends had arrived yet. The restaurant manager said to me, "Would you mind waiting a bit?". I replied, "Sure, no problem." "Great!", he said. He then gave me a pad and pen and said, "Go and take table 9's orders...

86GTS · 86GTS

This actually reminds me of when we did a 3 week Trafalgar Coach tour around England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland. There was a couple on the coach that slept all the way.

anolphart · anolphart

A man of many talents

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Craig1 · Craig1

86GTS · 86GTS

Craig1 · Craig1

THE IRISH FILLING STATION A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. ...

Gundog · Gundog

Remember when toilet graffiti was proflc. Here I sit broken-hearted paid a penny and only farted Some come here to $hit and stink others come here to sit and think Often there would be a quip in very small letters, that you had to lean forward to read it ' you are now $hitting at 45 degrees '

Gundog · Gundog

"While reading an article last night about fathers and their sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't...

Craig1 · Craig1

TEQUILA-----Christmas Cake recipe Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large...

dorian · dorian

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/dispute-over-fries-leads-to-arrest-of-man-out-on-bond-for-murder

Craig1 · Craig1

A Lot

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	Heartbeat (Preview) Especially if the whole park is watching	Southern Cruizer	1	1093	08:23 AM Aug 30, 2022 by Possum3
	Truisms (Preview) AND ON THE 8TH DAY...And on the 8th day, God created Seniors. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Th...	Bobdown	1	977	08:02 AM Aug 30, 2022 by Magnarc
	What could go wrong? (Preview) Not bad..........	Bobdown	0	1130	09:59 AM Aug 29, 2022 by Bobdown
	David is going home (Preview) A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy. His Proud Sponsors were:	Bobdown	1	1065	07:22 PM Aug 28, 2022 by Plain Truth
	Not easy being a bloke (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1032	05:38 PM Aug 28, 2022 by Bobdown
	Old age (Preview) A bit of WD-40........	Bobdown	0	1015	05:07 PM Aug 28, 2022 by Bobdown
	Answer of the year (Preview) SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR A teacher at a Sydney High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, bu...	Bobdown	0	670	05:03 PM Aug 28, 2022 by Bobdown
	Not for Old Testament religious people with no sense of humour ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an o...	Mike Harding	30	2075	04:26 PM Aug 27, 2022 by dorian
	Boom! Boom! (Preview) I arranged to dine out with friends last night. I arrived at the restaurant early; none of my friends had arrived yet. The restaurant manager said to me, "Would you mind waiting a bit?". I replied, "Sure, no problem." "Great!", he said. He then gave me a pad and pen and said, "Go and take table 9's orders...	Mein	1	849	09:02 AM Aug 27, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Left It Too Late (Preview) This actually reminds me of when we did a 3 week Trafalgar Coach tour around England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland. There was a couple on the coach that slept all the way.	86GTS	0	595	05:07 PM Aug 25, 2022 by 86GTS
	Multi tasking (Preview) A man of many talents	anolphart	26	2278	07:12 PM Aug 23, 2022 by peter67
	Mobile phones (Preview)	Mike Harding	0	666	02:00 PM Aug 23, 2022 by Mike Harding
	off the fence, now planked (Preview)	Craig1	0	639	01:04 PM Aug 23, 2022 by Craig1
	SHEET! (Preview)	86GTS	1	838	12:57 PM Aug 23, 2022 by Craig1
	Irish Petrol Station (Preview) THE IRISH FILLING STATION A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. ...	Craig1	0	648	02:04 PM Aug 20, 2022 by Craig1
	Toilet humour (Preview) Remember when toilet graffiti was proflc. Here I sit broken-hearted paid a penny and only farted Some come here to $hit and stink others come here to sit and think Often there would be a quip in very small letters, that you had to lean forward to read it ' you are now $hitting at 45 degrees '	Gundog	13	2032	02:38 PM Aug 19, 2022 by Ivan 01
	An Irishman's first drink with his son (Preview) "While reading an article last night about fathers and their sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't...	Gundog	0	718	11:24 AM Aug 19, 2022 by Gundog
	Christmas Cake with Tequila-never to early (Preview) TEQUILA-----Christmas Cake recipe Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large...	Craig1	0	680	05:52 PM Aug 18, 2022 by Craig1
	911 call about cold fries leads to arrest of man wanted for murder (Preview) https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/dispute-over-fries-leads-to-arrest-of-man-out-on-bond-for-murder	dorian	1	975	01:30 AM Aug 17, 2022 by Tony Bev
	Smile (Preview) A Lot	Craig1	0	854	07:36 PM Aug 15, 2022 by Craig1
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