Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...

anolphart · anolphart

A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS PERIOD. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES GU...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:Australian Tax Office 'Service'Australia Post 'Service'Telephone Companies 'Service'Cable TV 'Service'Power Company'Service'Federal,State, &Council, Public 'Service'Customer 'Service'Centrelink 'Ser...

anolphart · anolphart

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed. Sister Cat...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What time does the store open?The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...

dorian · dorian

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/

anolphart · anolphart

The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

rgren2 · rgren2

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some funny ones. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLjWwrne/

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...

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	Hurting, suffering and loss... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	637	11:59 AM Jun 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	GIGGLE - (Preview) It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...	aussie_paul	0	707	11:47 AM Jun 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Small business (Preview) A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS PERIOD. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES GU...	anolphart	0	675	09:08 PM Jun 15, 2023 by anolphart
	Service Agencies ? Confusing !! (Preview) I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:Australian Tax Office 'Service'Australia Post 'Service'Telephone Companies 'Service'Cable TV 'Service'Power Company'Service'Federal,State, &Council, Public 'Service'Customer 'Service'Centrelink 'Ser...	aussie_paul	1	652	07:51 PM Jun 15, 2023 by yobarr
	Choosing a career (Preview) Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed. Sister Cat...	anolphart	0	611	06:09 PM Jun 15, 2023 by anolphart
	What time does the store open? (Preview) What time does the store open?The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again...	aussie_paul	0	656	04:27 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ok everyone.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	495	04:25 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Life is too short.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	555	04:21 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	World Cup Final.... (Preview) It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...	aussie_paul	0	506	04:12 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	New Zealand Slips Into Recession (Preview) https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/	dorian	0	577	02:16 PM Jun 15, 2023 by dorian
	Newly weds (Preview) The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...	anolphart	0	605	09:17 PM Jun 14, 2023 by anolphart
	Not helpful (Preview) Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/	Bobdown	1	640	05:19 PM Jun 14, 2023 by Possum3
	Golden Oldie (Preview) A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...	Bobdown	0	623	02:20 PM Jun 14, 2023 by Bobdown
	Football.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	864	11:29 AM Jun 14, 2023 by peter67
	The amazing Italian. (Preview) A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...	rgren2	1	754	08:05 AM Jun 14, 2023 by Craig1
	Wedding fails (Preview) Some funny ones. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLjWwrne/	Bobdown	3	989	06:49 AM Jun 14, 2023 by Blues Man
	Net zero (Preview)	anolphart	0	710	10:18 PM Jun 13, 2023 by anolphart
	Yes or no?? (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	607	08:28 AM Jun 13, 2023 by Possum3
	A sweet grandmother (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	672	08:54 PM Jun 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A chili cook-off.. (Preview) This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...	aussie_paul	1	769	08:13 PM Jun 12, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
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