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AFTER BEING MARRIED..
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK ANDWHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00 CAR, A N...
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An old country preacher
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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided...
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A man and his wife...
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Mother in Law
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Feeding Crocodiles...
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than m...e. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.''Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?''Politician...
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Choosing a wife:
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...
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Brothers and sisters..
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Kids.
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A little girl and boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: Hey Bobby, do you want to play house?.Sure, he replied, what do you want me to do?.I want you to communicate, little Susie replied.That word is too big. I have no idea what it means, Bobby said.The little girl smirked and said, pe...
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Keys left in car..
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After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasnt there.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition i...
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Nail salon robbery goes awry as customers completely ignore demands
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https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/07/07/atlanta-attempted-robbery-fail-cprog-orig-jc.cnn
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Strange SMS
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I received a funny (weird) and funny (haha) SMS last night. ON have a plan to both lower and reduce the cost of living. "One Nation's candidate, Sandy Roach, has been working hard for you, Bernard. We have a plan to lower the cost of living, hold criminals to account and reduce the cost of living....
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Measure once
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Stormtrooper
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Drinking
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Roll Call
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Sitting in a bar...
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More money..
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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost tot...
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Haircut...
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How to tow a 5th wheeler
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If you're interested in watching the whole episode, it's on the tail end of this Youtube clip... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVe9GokYD60
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