Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely

see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came  to

major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on

through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing

it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the

light was red again. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had

been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She  was

getting nervous.

At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on

through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,  did

you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could

have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

Aussie Paul.