Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to
major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on
through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the
light was red again. Again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did
you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could
have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"
Aussie Paul.