discover a comprehensive directory of free and low cost camps check out our comfortable cushions check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel Lithium Batteries Learn more about Sat Phone Sales Learn more about our CPAP machines designed for caravans Learn more about travel accessories for dogs Learn more about Melbourne City Caravans
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: The Inn


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 879
Date:
The Inn


A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."
Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.
The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window.
"Could I have some food?" he asks.

 The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, "No!"

"Any chance of a pint of ale then?"
"No!" she says again.
"Could I at least sleep in your barn?"
"No!" By this time, she was shouting.
The down-and-out says, "OK then might I please...?"
"What now?" the woman shouts impatiently.
"Might I please have a word with George?
.



__________________

Centrelink - Living the Dream.



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 940
Date:

biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



__________________

Blues man.

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook