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The hat
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...
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"Allo, Allo, Allo"
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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows."'Twenty pounds,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...
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MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
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"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on... my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...
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Lost In Translation
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the ai...
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baker hires a new assistant who wears short skirt and thong
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I got lucky.
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generall...
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Couple of funnies.
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play on words. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 16th of February 2020 01:07:43 AM
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Flowers and a card for Valentines.
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I'm sure to be in her good books now.
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On the first day God created .........
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On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...
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Technology
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Invitation to a fishing trip
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be quick with your response
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Not really a joke
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Seniorisms
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Broken Brickie.
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*Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.... I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of th...
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flour n water
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Know your bushfire plan
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From ABC News, photo Amanda Rose:
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Some wife jokes
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AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a w...
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Diary of a Pom in W A
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Bit hot for the poor chap
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A couple more.....
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Friday's Funnies
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