Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
They say that the first things to go when you're old, are your legs and your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.
Kurt Vonnegut
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart (He would know!)
Men chase golf balls when they are too old to chase anything else.
Groucho Marx
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
