I have just traversed the Melba Hwy from Yea to Yarra Glen.I played the new game of count the potholes. I counted 17 with four of them on the apex of corners. After consulting the rules of the game I found that, if I could miss all seventeen, that entitled me to throw darts at a picture of our Premier.

Even though I had my darts already to go, sadly I failed only missing four. Then I thought what the hell and threw the bloody darts anyway. Didn't help the highway, but I felt so much satisfaction that I kept on throwing till my arm ached.

One day there will be a multiple pile-up on that road and some poor bugger will get killed.