+5deg C   Finns (people from Finland) sunbathe

 +2deg C   Italian cars won't start

   0deg C   Water freezes

-10deg C   Finns go winter swimming

-18deg C   Finns turn the heat on in their homes.  American cars won't start

-25deg C   It's too cold to kiss. Japanese cars won't start

-35deg C   Finns start playing outdoor games

-39deg C   Mercury freezes. It's too cold to think. Finns button up their shirt

-52deg C   Car wants to get under the blankets with you. Finns put a jacket on.

-75deg C   Eskimos make an escape from the North Pole. Finns put a hat on.

-209deg C   Nitrogen gas turns to liquid

-270deg C   Hell freezes over

-273.15 deg C   Absolute zero. All motion stops. Finns start talking about the cold weather....