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Aussie1


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I saw a car parked outside Woollies with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Alice Springs".

So I smashed the windows, stole the radio, let the tyres down & left several empty VB cans on the back seat with a note saying "hope this helps"



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Spat my coffee all over the keyboard damnit!!:)

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I dont get it. Didnt these wise people have all the answers and slogans before they were elected? Their biggest critic is their former failed candidate. Not so easy when it is you that has to fix it, is it.

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This is the Just Joking forum. I thought the post was quite amusing. Alice Springs has been in the news a lot for exactly what the joke was about, and I don't see any reason why you would react that way. Perhaps you should ask the webmaster to create a Soapbox forum.

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DMaxer wrote:

I dont get it. Didnt these wise people have all the answers and slogans before they were elected? Their biggest critic is their former failed candidate. Not so easy when it is you that has to fix it, is it.

 

 

Me thinks you answered your own question at the start of your post    i.e. "I don't get it"   confuse

 

Perhaps offer a serious "legal " position, someone may be interested, from your soap box of course   biggrin

As pointed out already, it is a Joke section.   smile

 

And let's face it Alice Springs is a joke biggrin



-- Edited by Aussie1 on Monday 16th of December 2024 05:47:06 PM

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"And let's face it Alice Springs is a joke"

It's no joke if you live there.



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Magnarc wrote:

"And let's face it Alice Springs is a joke"

It's no joke if you live there.

 

 

They could always move to Tennant Creek, now that would even be a bigger joke biggrin  

 



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Halls Creek, Kununurra, Broome, you name it, pick a spot :)

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peter67 wrote:

Halls Creek, Kununurra, Broome, you name it, pick a spot :)

 

 

Quite right Peter. Good to see consistency all around our great country.

Lots to joke about eh biggrin



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