Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check."
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether..........
"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark."
Happy Camping
Graeme
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
We acknowledge and pay our respects to the British and European Elders past and present, who introduced civil society and prosperity to Australia.
Aussie1 wrote:Good one Rod, very funny. cheers.
Good one Rod, very funny. cheers.
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Age does not weary us, makes us go travelling more
grahos wrote:Do not appreciate that one. mocking God.
Do not appreciate that one. mocking God.
Well, blow me down, I seem to be upsetting a lot of people lately. Maybe this will be deleted too.
God does have a sense humor. Though the joke could be written with a bit more respect.
Just look at Num22. With Balaam's ass. you have to smile.
To say that the post is mocking God, you have to believe in him. I don't therefore, Rgren's joke got a laugh from me.
But I hasten to add everyone has a right to believe whatever they want to.
Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.
Thomas Paine.
