In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
Loud was his mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls- and he had 'em.
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
I reserve the right to arm bears :)
