Quasimodo went to his doctor.
"How can I help you,' asked the doctor."
I just don't feel right,' replied Quasimodo
"OK,can you take off all your clothes and we'll try to find out what's wrong." said the doctor.
Quasimodo took off ten vests,eight shirts and fourteen jumpers.
''When was the last time you took off all your clothes?" asked the doctor.
"When I was at school" replied Quasimodo.
"Did you never wonder what happened to your school bag" replied the doctor.