In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
Loud was his mirth,
Cos he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls - and he had em.
(I know I said I wouldn't but then I found this one!)
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
Cheers Craig
