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Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.

The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.

The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .

After a little while the Sydney woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from Mt. Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from Mt. Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this most exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the lady from Mt. Isa commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

The first woman then asked, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Mt. Isa lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my Lord! What could they possibly teach you there??"

The lady from Mt. Isa responded, Well as an example instead of saying, "Who gives a F@*k?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"



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