Dedicated to to the forum forest dweller.
There once was a fellow called Mike,
Who went for a ride on a trike,
He went over a bump which gave him a lump,
So he said next time I will hike.
Sorry Mike, couldn't help it!!!!!!!!!!
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
There once was a fellow called Mike
Who said "I'm going on strike!"
It's all this rain - it makes things a pain
And I don't think I can stand the strain
"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"
Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland
Who said this is not something I like
Dwelling in the forest I discovered a man called Morris
And his suggestions to me seemed horrid
Who they said was a bit of a psych
But he replied with derision
That is not my position
I'm simply a bit of a tyke
Thanks Magnarc - that was fun :)
