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Joke for an accident


Wayne phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. 

Wayne:  'Get an ambulance here quick,       he's bleeding from his nose and ears          and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir..?'
Wayne:- 'Outside number 28 O'Shaughnessy Street Kew Vic.'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir..?' Silence....and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir..?'
More silence and another minute later. Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me..?' This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me..?'
Wayne: 'Yes, sorry bout dat...
I couldn't spell O'Shaughnessy Street , so I've just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.'



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40 High Street would have been closer.



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