Wayne phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Wayne: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir..?' Wayne:- 'Outside number 28 O'Shaughnessy Street Kew Vic.' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir..?' Silence....and after a minute. Operator: 'Are you there sir..?' More silence and another minute later. Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me..?' This goes on for another few minutes until.... Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me..?' Wayne: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell O'Shaughnessy Street , so I've just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.'