A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the  surgeon popped in to see him. " I have some good news and some bad news, '' said  the surgeon" The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm. " " Oh god no " cries the man " My golfing is over ! please Doc, what's the good news ?'    " The good news is, I have another one to replace it,but it's a woman's arm." " i'll need your permission before I can go ahead with the transplant"   " Go for it doc" says the man" As long as I can play golf again."  The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon .

" Hi. How's the new arm ?" asked the surgeon "  Just great" said the golfer  " I am playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved'  " That's great " said the surgeon.  " Not only that,continued the golfer, " My handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew  my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolour. 

" Unbelievable !" said the surgeon, " I am so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success . I'm glad you  didn't have any side effects."  "Well there's just one problem, every time I get an election, I also get a headache."