A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
Regards
Rob
Chairman of the Bored
Nevd wrote:Now where have I seen that before???
Now where have I seen that before???
Have I repeated an existing joke?
If jokes are posted in links with a certain file type they cant be opened on IPad so unfortunately that lets me out of seeing them.
If I am forced to download a file to view the joke then that lets me out as well as I tend not to download files with unknown sources.
If I cant remember reading the same joke just recently then I claim I didnt see it at all.
Life is so much fun on the internet.
Cheers Craig
Hahaha maybe I misunderstood you.
Maybe it happened to you yesterday,
Did you get her name and room number.
