Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Father: Yes, we arson.

Why do bees stay in their hive throughout winter?

'Swarm.

Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?

Because you can't see in the dark.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A bucaneer.

Why should you never buy flowers from a monk?

To prevent florist friars.

Why should you never talk about your secrets while wearing a watch?

Because time will tell.

Why should you never go to a pub with your boss?

Because he'll order everyone around.