A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

                     The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the

                     problem?"

                     The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She

                     keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on

                     weight, and is sick most mornings."

                     The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then

                     turns to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't

                     know how to tell you this, but your daughter is

                     pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

                     The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has

                     never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie?"

                     Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a

                     man, I'm still a virgin!"

                     The doctor walked over to the window and just

                     stood there staring out of it.

                     About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says,

                     "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

                     The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just

                     that the last time anything like this happened, a

                     star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over

                     the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it

                     this time!"