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Lot of people really do not know this but I am a bit of an inventor.

I went to patent office with my three latest inventions, the girl on the reception desk said " Before you fill out the forms, what is your first invention?"

So I proudly showed her and she appeared to stifle a giggle " It is a folding bottle" I replied.

"And what do you call that?" She inquired. "A fottle" I replied.

She burst out laughing and told me that it was silly and what a stupid name,

" What is your other invention?" She asked. " This one is a folding carton"

Proudly holding it up for her to see. "You have a name for that?" She asked with a sarcastic tone.

"Yes it is called a Farton" She looked at me blankly for a moment and then spluttered

"That is the stupidest invention ever and it sounds rather crude"

That did it for me, I walked out before I showed her my folding bucket



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Here's one!

 

 



-- Edited by watsea on Friday 31st of December 2021 07:36:31 PM

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What do you call it?????



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If I had invented that

I would have called it a Fouquet

As in Mrs Bouquet

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