Father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.

"What's wrong?' the father asked, ''I told you to be quiet.'

The boy, bless his heart, answered; "'Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet, I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck, I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat, I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching but;

When the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' ' Well, I guess I just panicked '..