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A girl came skipping home from school one day obviously very happy.
"Mommy, Mommy,"
She yelled out,
"We were counting today in school and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10"
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! See?"
"That's very good" Said her Mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because your blonde honey"
Said her Mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school even more excited
" Mommy! , Mommy!"
She shouted,
"We were saying the alphabet today in school"
"All the other kids could only say it up to E, but I said it to K"
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K!"
"Very Good dear" Said her Mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes it's because your blonde dear"
The following day the girl came skipping home from school again.
"Mommy, Mommy"
She yelled,
"We were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's
"Very good sweetie," said her somewhat embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."


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