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The difference between potential and realistic


A boy asks his dad, Whats the difference between potential and realistic?

The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if theyd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then hed tell him the answer.

The boy goes up to his mom and asks her.

She responds, A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!

He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, Brad Pitt? Hell ya, hes the hottest guy ever!

Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, A million dollars? Hell yes I would. Id be rich!

When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the familys responses, the dad says, Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.



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