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Possum3


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May be an image of text that says "Marketing Manager HR Manager Logistics Manager Security Manager IT Manager Communication Manager Project Manager Internal Supervisor PR Manager Product Development Manager DAVE Due to cutbacks, we're gonna have to fire Dave"



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No OH&S manager, as management will get thrombosis standing too long.



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That certainly got a laugh out of me, Possum

I for one appreciate the effort you put in, to keep the jokes flowing

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I do like that :)

I've sent it to a friend who does executive recruitment. 



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A hole suddenly appeared on the Princess Highway overnight.

The local council work men are now looking not it.



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A hole developed in the road about 40 km out of the local town. The council sent a truck and crew out to fix it. When they got there, the crew realised that they didn't have any shovels, so they radioed back to the depot

"Hey Boss - we forgot the shovels"

The boss replied "OK - I'll sent a ute out with them".

The foreman replied "What will we do in the meantime?"

The boss replied "You'll just have to lean on each other"

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