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God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.
These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.
God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.
Why dont we have a competition to see who can make a human being, say, a male human being.
The scientist agrees, so God declares they should do it like he did in the good old days when he created Adam.
Fine says the scientist as he bends down to scoop up a handful of dirt.
Whoa! says God, shaking his head in disapproval.
Not so fast. You get your own dirt.


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