Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.
Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."
Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jack: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.. why-"
Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "yea, but why-"
Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?" Pharmacist: "Sure. But WHY?"
Jack: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding registry."
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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