A young man sits next to an old couple at a bus stop. The young man strikes up a conversation with the old man.The young man says, "When I was in Texas I had the best BBQ food". The old man says, "is that right, the best BBQ food"? The old wife, who is hard of hearing, says, "Pa, what did he say"? In a raised voice, the old man says, "Ma, he said when he was in Texas he had the best BBQ food".The young man says to the old man, "when I was in Florida I had the best cigars". The old man says, "is that right, the best cigars"? The old wife taps her husband's arm. "Pa, what did he say"? In a loud voice, the old man says, "Ma, he said when he was in Florida, he had the best cigars". The young man says to the old man, "come to think of it, when I was is New York I had the WORST sex"! The old man says, "the WORST sex, is that right"? The wife tugs her husband's sleeve and says, "Pa, what did he say"? The old man yells to his wife, "MA, HE THINKS HE HAS MET YOU BEFORE"!!!