The hotel is one of the most resplendent hotels imaginable, a surprise as the man was expecting rather bland accommodation. As comes with such high standards, there is a computer in the man's room.
He decides to send an e-mail to his wife, but unfortunately typed in the wrong messaging address, and the e-mail was sent to a widow who had just come from her husband's burial.
She reads the e-mail expecting a condolence message. After reading the message, the woman faints. Her son rushes into the kitchen upon hearing the noise, found his mother on the floor and this message on her computer screen:
"To my darling wife,
I know you are surprised to hear from me, but they have computers here and we can send messages to loved ones. How are you and the kids? I've just settled in. It's much nicer here than I thought it would be, but I am lonely, so I have made special arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. See you soon, my dear."
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I am made up of flaws stitched together with good intentions.
