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Marriage tip.


May be an image of text that says "Free Marriage Tip: Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn."



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It'd be interesting to see what your 'greens' would consist of!



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A long time ago, for a joke( she didn't laugh), I bought my wife new a New Self Driving Lawnmower for mothers day. She was not impressed. I explained that she complained about the steepness of our lawn, when she mowed, so I said, I was making it easier for her. All day, she had the ****'s. Then, at 4.30pm, a salesman turned up at our door, and gave her a set of keys. It was for a new Mini Moke Californian that was out in the driveway. She was estatic. She had been talking about Mokes for 2 years, and always wanted one, so I got one for her for Mother's Day. The reason she was mowing the lawn all the time, I had two jobs going at the same time. Soldiering during the day, and for a fair while driving taxis at night, so was not really available to mow the lawn at the end of the week.



-- Edited by Bicyclecamper on Saturday 31st of July 2021 07:51:55 PM

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My ex father-in-law often quoted the saying:

"A true gentleman never borrows a lawnmower which is too heavy for his wife to push".



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The wife brings up this story all the time about what I bought her for one mother's day, at happy hours, or when meeting new people, rarely mentions the Moke. Do you think she is still having a dig at me all these years later?

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shoulda kept the moke, and gave away the wife. Mokes are worth serious money now

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Only to people who have never owned one.

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I am still looking for it, myself, as I bought an old 850cc version, to restore, and had it for 4 years. Got an offer I should have refused, and sold it., after one today, as the economy is very good, and they are such a fun vehicle. No good in an accident, I bet though.

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