A woman on a golf course hears someone call out, Fore! followed by a scream of pain. She looks around and sees a man bent over, clutching both hands in his crotch so she runs to him.

Im a doctor, she says, Do as I say. Lie down on the ground. When he does, she kneels over him, undoes his belt, undoes his trousers, lowers his fly, slips her hand into his underpants and gently massages his nuts.

After 2 minutes, she asks, How does that feel? to which the man replies, That feels great doctor but my left hand still hurts like hell.