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Possum3


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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days??.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why DID you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings."


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Craig1


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Thanks Poss, us Taswegians are now in the clear

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Not so fast Craig!!

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