WIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.
HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?
WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND : But Im with Patricia right now, I thought you saw me!
WIFE : What! Where are you?
Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
WIFE:Wait, Im coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE: Im at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND :
Im at work. Now that youre at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
