The old Lord was on his last legs, and called for his butler and cook James, your family has served my family for three generations I leave to you, Sefton Hall, it has 21 rooms, and you and your family can all live together What do you have to say for yourself I am very humbled my Lord, and gratefully thank you, the butler replied
Mary, your family has also served my family, for three generations I leave to you Manor Hall, it has 16 rooms, and you and your family, can all live together What do you have to say for yourself I am also very humbled my Lord, and gratefully thank you, the cook replied
Fred the chauffer had been eavesdropping He walked into the room and said, what do I get
The old Lord replied Fred, you came here three weeks ago, for a month of work for the dole You were the only person staying in the visitors quarters You broke into my cellar, and became drunk, while drinking my best wine You then somehow set fire to the visitors quarters You then decided to go for a ride in my new Rolls You crashed the Rolls, at the entrance gate, stopping the fire engine from reaching the fire
I shall therefore be leaving you fuch all, what do you have to say for yourself How many rooms in Fuch Hall, Fred asked
