Bit dry

Two little old ladies, Joan and Jan, were sitting

on a park bench outside the local town hall where

a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jan, leaned over and said, "Life is

so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10

I'd take my clothes off and streak through that

stupid, boring flower show!

"You're on!", said Joan, holding up a $10 bill.

So, Jan slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display

and held it between her teeth. Then, completely

naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can)

through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge

commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause

and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jan came through the exit door

to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.

"What happened"? asked Joan.

"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"