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Interviewing aspiring young Detectives


A bitter and twisted old policeman was interrogating 3 would be trainees who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first constable a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first constable answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The old policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second constable and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second constable smiles, flips his hair, and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third young constable and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The third constable looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "the suspect wears contact lenses."
The old policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the third constable replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."


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I like that.

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Love it!

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Hahahaha, best joke of the year so far, and not crude to boot.



-- Edited by Bicyclecamper on Monday 31st of May 2021 11:31:20 PM

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That is soooo good.biggrinbiggrin



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