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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes.
WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $90,000. ;
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre
asking $980,000 for it.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. Theyll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if its what you
really want.
WOMAN: OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!
MAN: Bye! I love you, too.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks,
Anyone know whos phone this is?.


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