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Little Charlie.


Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Charles, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Charlie replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit in it nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Charlie instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed. Charlie has put so much thought into this. "Well Charles, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Charlie just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
. . . . Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little bastard is so adorable!


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