Two eggs who had been childhood sweethearts decided to marry. On the first night of the honeymoon the lady decided to vamp things up a bit so decked herself out with a see through nightie. Mr egg walked into the room, took one look, turned turtle, and went out the door. He returned a couple of minutes later with a motor bike helmet on his head. His wife looked at him with total amazement,

"What on earth have you got that on for?" say she.

"Well its like this. The last time I got this hard some bastard hit me over the head with a spoon".

Sorry folks!!!!!!