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Duck in COVID.


A duck walked into a bar an asked the bartender
You got any bread
The bartender said no we have no bread an where is your mask
You must wear a mask in here
The duck looks at the bartender an says
You got any bread
The bartender fuming says to the duck
Theres no bread an you need a mask when you come in here
The duck looks at the bartender an says
Do you have any bread
The bartender all red in the face says theres no bread here an if you ask me that one more time while not wearing a mask Im going to nail your beak to the bar
The duck moves in close to the bartender an says do you have any nails
The bartender says no we havent any nails
The duck says to the bartender
You got any bread


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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.

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