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Joyce and Frank had had enough, they were calling it a day.
The happy hour had been and gone, it was time to hit the hay.
Frank was in his undies as he curled up in the bed
Joyce said she would shower first,then find a magazine she hadn't read
They loved this caravanning life,the great wide open spaces
They'd seen so much of this big land,they'd been so many places.
And now that it was evening and time to take a rest
Frank was smiling at the roof....they were so truly blessed.
Suddenly a gust of wind , in the middle of Frank's yawning.
It was something like a whirly wind and it really shook the awning
'Joyce I'm popping just outside ,to make sure the ropes are tight'
'You get on with your shower love ,I'm sure that I'll be right.'
But the sight that greeted Frank outside was an awning at an angle
And the ropes that should secure it were just a messy tangle
'Love I'm gonna need a hand, the awnings gonna tear
I need your help to hold it, hurry ...bring a chair'
'But Frank I'm in the shower.!'...'well dear just grab a towel'
'I cant hold on here much longer, I need your help right now.'
So Joyce she wrapped a towel around, and stepped outside the van
Frank said 'grab that awning rail and hold it if you can.'
They wrestled with that awning ...though there now was wind and rain
It took them fifteen minutes but they got it fixed again.
What a sight the two of them , half naked in the storm
They needed to secure one rope then get into the warm
Comfort was within their reach...the awning now secure
Then a gust of wind from nowhere, slammed the flamin' door.
As much as Frank would wrench and pull
That door was stuck closed tight.
And he and Joyce both barely clothed
Were stuck out in the night.
Theres only one thing for it love,there's one window with a gap
Im gonna have to bunk you up and push you in through that
Now Joyce she is a sturdy girl...it was gonna be a task
Cos Frank has nothing much for muscles ....it was a pretty decent ask.
Joyce climbed into the window, Frank gave a mighty shove
'Is everything alright my dear? Are you ok my love?'
'Im not ok, im stuck halfway. Frank get me out and soon!'
Her boobs were in the kitchen sink,her butt looked at the moon.
Their private little drama, was no longer so
Lights came on all round the park,and everyone would know
Someone called the fire brigade ,the cops would not be long.
This had the look to everyone of a robbery gone wrong.
Frank ,he was a desperate man, in all his Y front glory
And poor old Joyce was window bound,it was an awful story.
In her bad predicament Joycey waved her arms
Goodness knows what happened, she set off the smoke alarm.
A lady from the van next door had soon produced a sheet
And placed it with dexterity,Joyce's modesty to keep
The police and fire brigade arrived with floodlights, ropes and ladders
And the local news reporter came...complete with crew and cameras.
Then the fire chief decided that they couldn't get her free
They'd have to take her downtown to a local factory
they'd have to cut the caravan, make the window large.
The firemen stepped aside and left the coppers there in charge.
They hooked the caravan up to a yellow four wheel drive
And made poor Joyce more comfortable , so she'd endure the ride.
Four police cars sirens blaring were the escorts on the way
While choppers overhead relayed newsbreaks play by play.
The convoy was impressive as it wheeled on through the town
Joyces feet were sticking out ,wrapped in a dressing gown
They pulled into the factory and found the right machine
And Joyce was free at last from this most horrific dream.
The reporter fronted Joyce with his lights and camera crew
Suffice to say she was in no mood to give an interview
Her tangled hair , her haggard face ,her dirty dressing gown
She pulled a left hook from the cheap seats and sat that newsman down
It was the leading story on breakfast time TV
It was about as famous as those two would ever be
Joyce and Frank still caravan, they still go from park to park
But it's very very seldom now that they step out after dark.


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Thanks

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Great, loved it, it bought a tear to my eye. Thanks for posting.



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That was great Possum.



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