Jack gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
Whats up? he says.
Im having a heart attack, cries the wife
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Teds hiding in your closet and hes got no clothes on!
Jack slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. You rotten bastard, says the husband,
My wifes having a heart attack, and youre running around naked, scaring the kids!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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