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May be an image of text that says "Dear people who type in all lowercase, We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters."



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Continuing on the subject of writing skills.

 

This little book by Simon Griffin explains where to stick apostrophes (no ISBN on my copy). It is a rude book but a lighthearted laugh with the explanations.

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That got a chuckle out of me Possum, thanks for putting it up

I do not have an Uncle Jack

But if I did

biggrinbiggrin I sincerely hope, that he would have wanted me to use capital letters biggrinbiggrin



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I like that Possum :)

Sadly, very sadly, the Apostrophe Protection Society is no more:

APS

 

Edit:

Typo.



-- Edited by Mike Harding on Saturday 13th of February 2021 10:47:52 AM

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Don't forget the comma...

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